top 40 excuses to miss work or school

i couldnt wake up,my cat bit my finger,my underwear was still in a washing machine,i had a bad dream last night,my invisible cat pee all over my house,the tooth fairy never came,my house burn down,someone stole my cookie from my cookie jar,i saw a zombie outside,i eat to much pie last night,i was kiddnapped by a burger,my cat eat my pet 'mouse',i was watching myself on facebook,my butt fell off accdently,i met a guy name mars,my grandma's throw a bananna to me all nightlong,my panguin slept down the toilet,i was solving my rubik's cube,my sister baked me a cake,i forgot how to breathe,i forgot where i live,my eye ball pop out,i got lost in my closet for searching for narnia,  i was on a phone with obama,i eat all my halloween candy haha,i forgot this one,i was to busy to invent x box 720,i lost my car keys,my body didnt wont wake up,i was updated my twitter,i was locked in side my house,i was sleep in my toilet,no comment,i forgot where is my school,i forgot to baked a cake,i forgot to brush my teeth,i was looking myself on youtube,i dont know who is justin bieber?,my mom say hi to me... thats all...